My first job was working in an orange juice
factory, but I got
canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
Mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to
my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I
wasn't up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium, but they said I wasn't fit for
the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job
as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
was always the same old grind.
