Things that you don't want to hear during
surgery:
~ Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
~ Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
~ Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
~ Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingie.
~ Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey, this guy's got two of 'em!
~ Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
~ Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration
off.
~ That's cool! Can you make his leg twitch again?
~ I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
~ Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
~ Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?
~ Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
~ Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.
~ Oh, no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
