I include this for the laugh factor.
Reincarnation is one of the stupidest ideas to come down the pike. Still,
this might strike a chord with your spouse.... 
This message is for the ladies.
But if you guys want to read it, we'll let you.
Yup...gonna be a bear
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a
bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six
months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly
cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone
who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
