MARRIAGES
"Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and
lightning."
"Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be
surprised at the number that re-enlist." - James Garner
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut
afterwards." - Benjamin Franklin
"Don't assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost - she may
have got him."
"A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of
questions he can answer." - Ronald Colman
"Before marriage the three little words are 'I love you', after
marriage they are, 'let's eat out'."
"By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"A diplomatic husband said to his wife, 'How do you expect me to
remember your birthday when you never look any older?'"
"It takes a smart spouse to have the last word and not use it."
"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." - Arthur Baer
"The most difficult years of marriage are those following the
wedding."
"Marriage is like twirling a baton, handsprings, or eating with
chopsticks. It looks easy till you try it."
"Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales."
"There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
marriage and after marriage."
"In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together
afterwards that causes the problems." - Shelley Winters
