1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world,
but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite
limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard
time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for
permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to
cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted,
he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told
students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for
learning.
15. Although there were only ten
requirements, all but one of his students failed his tests.
16. The only person to ever pass was his son.
17. His office hours were infrequent and
usually held on a mountain top.
